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Jeg må si, jeg fikk meg en god latter når jeg leste denne mailen.

Subject: Google Removal Request
Hello,
My name is ***** and I run *****. I am into this niche business for over 2 year now and we have optimized our site well to rank for the keyword *****. *****. ***** in Google until yesterday I saw that your site ***** is ranking higher than us for that keyword.
But infact what i see is that your site is useless and doesn’t have anything related to the keyword *****
Can you please remove your site from Google, so that our site may go higher. Please understand this is our main business and we cannot afford to be there so the best thing will be that, you please remove your site from Google.
If you don’t agree to remove your site from Google for this keyword, we may go upto any extent and may sue you for this. Please don’t force us to do so.
Thanks
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